Akimbo

You play as Akimbo, a mysterious lone gunner trained in the ancient art of shooting people over and over again with a gun until they die.  You must manage your ammo whilst being pursued by a rogue squadron of ninjas, who won't stop until you're  dead, or until they walk into a minor obstacle-- whichever comes first. Enjoy the realistic simulation of adrenaline-pumping, lifelike bullet reloading, which left some players "mildly irritated", and others with "chronic arthritic pain". As I've been forced legally by the courts to pay the latter players' medical bills, this game is considered a financial failure until it nets me atleast somewhere in the region of ~$3000 dollars, so if you can, please donate. If you don't, there'll probably be a bench warrant put out for me, and I won't be able to make Akimbo II, or god forbid, Bulbquest 3. For all intents and purposes, consider this lawsuit settlement an impromptu, unofficial Kickstarter campaign, where if I can't meet my stretch goal in time, I'll rot in a jail cell for ten years.

(This game has a WebGL version playable in browser, but it plays in a resolution which the game is not configured to run in. Not to mention the reloading controls' use of the mouse wheel can mess with the browser itself. For the best possible experience, download the .zip file down below containing the executable (fowe.exe). Contrary to forty seven different player testimonies, the .zip file is NOT a 14-petabyte ZIP bomb which'll instantly and irrevocably destroy your computer.)