BulbQuest 2: Welcome To Bulbtopia

Following the success of the first BulbQuest, and an incredibly liberal usage of the word "success", the developer of BulbQuest did what any smart developer does when they reach stardom: plagiarize. Borrowing ideas from much better games made by more talented people and executing them in a much worse fashion, this exciting follow-up to BulbQuest sees our titular Bulb navigating his way through the bustling city of Bulbtopia (can you tell I get paid a 9 cent royalty every time I say the word "Bulb"?). A first-world metropolis ranked 74th in the World's Least Dangerous Cities survey conducted by its own populace, this little Bulb has to find his way in the big city. Will this cruel town chew him up and spit him back out, or will he go on to amass vast amounts of wealth accrued through exploring multiple different biome-specific regions?  I don't know. Play it and find out, then tell me. Because I seriously don't know.

Controls:

A, D: Left/Right movement

S: Crouch

W: Enter doors/levels

Spacebar: Jump/Select

T: Pause

B: Purchase item

*It is reccomended to play in full screen due to the incredibly irritating and distracting animated background, which I put up, and refuse to take down or change to something else.